Sunday, April 6, 2014

Roux

Roux (pronounced roo) is flour cooked in fat. Very basic, very easy, and very easy to impress your friends with. Flour is a thickening agent, as in it makes liquid thicker, like gravy. It is used in most delicious things, so you should know how to make one. We will talk about it's uses in a few minutes.

There are two reasons we cook flour. First, uncooked flour tastes like, well, uncooked flour. Not good. The second reason is that if you dump flour into liquid, it turns into blobs of glue. Not good.

The reason we use fat is because fat is delicious. Enough said.

Roux is a bit tricky to get right at first, but you can always wash the pan and start over. The trick is to go SLOW. It only takes 5 minutes, so take your time.

The basic process goes like this. Heat a pan over medium heat, add the fat until it is hot, add the flour, and stir. Don't stop stirring for more than a few seconds or it will start to burn. You want the mixture to be bubbling without going crazy and burning.

You will be able to tell when it is done by the color. For most things, you want it to be a tan color. The longer you cook, the darker it gets, but the color of khaki pants is about right for us.

What you do next depends on what you are making, but you will be amazed how often this is used in cooking basic delicious things. If we were to add some beef broth, we would end up with a brown gravy for roast beef, or the base for beef stroganoff or sweedish meatballs. Add milk and sausage and you have biscuits and gravy. Milk and cheese and you have mac and cheese. Chicken or turkey stock and you have chicken or turkey gravy. Add more stock and you have a stew. A little more stock, you have soup. Imagine that, 5 minutes of work and you have a dozen dinners. 

Anyhow, back to the process. Once your roux is a nice tan color, we add our liquid. If you are lazy or ham fisted, this is where you will wreck it. If you go slow, it will work out every time. Let's say we have two cups of liquid to add. If we just dumped it all in at once, the roux would turn to globs of glue and we would ruin everything. The trick is to add the liquid slowly, stirring with a whisk the entire time. Don't stop stirring!

Before we go on, I want to warn you. This next step happens fast. You can't take time to measure things out. Don't worry though, it doesn't require any expertise. Hannah is 11 years old now, has made a roux a thousand times, and has never screwed up once. All we are going to do is add a splash of liquid every few seconds and never, ever, ever stop stirring.

At first, add a splash of liquid, maybe a few tablespoons. It will quickly turn to paste while you stir. Once the liquid is soaked up, add another splash. Stir until the liquid and the roux blend thoroughly. As you continue to add liquid and stir, it will turn into a smooth paste. Don't add liquid until the paste is smooth. Also, don't add more liquid until the roux is bubbling again. You don't want the pan to cool down. When it becomes a paste, you can start to add more liquid each time. Stir until you can't tell the difference between the roux and the liquid. When it looks more like liquid than roux, dump the rest of the liquid in and stir for a few seconds.

Notes: if your roux seems lumpy, keep stirring until smooth before you add more liquid. Also, the first few times you make a roux, it might help to heat up your liquid first, as this will makes lumps less likely.

Mac and cheese fight

Mac and cheese is comfort food that is sure to make you obese and lead to your early demise. Like everything else, it will make your life more happy while you waddle your way into an over-sized casket at the ripe old age of 42.

Meagan posted our one pot mac and cheese recipe (that one is not ours, link to follow soon), and it has brought us much pleasure. But I want to fight about it. That recipe is soooo last week.

We have a new recipe, and it is all Hannah's. The problem with the one pot method is that we are not good cooks. We were having a problem with the mac and cheese coming out a sloppy mess. It was often like eating paste. This method is much more fool proof.

First, we make a roux (super easy, see the next post.) Add the milk (read the post on roux before you do this), bring to a low boil for 2 minutes, add the cheese and cook for 1 more minute. Add to cooked pasta (cook pasta in a separate pot.) Done. The sauce takes less time than boiling pasta. Dinner in less than 15 minutes.

This recipe will serve 2-4 people, depending on what else is being served. To serve more, just double it.

2 tbsp. olive oil or butter
2 tbsp. flour
1 1/4 cup milk
Salt and pepper to taste (for kids use less pepper, for adults more)
1 cup(ish) grated cheese

A few notes. First, cheese is important. Don't buy grated cheese in a bag. It has no flavor, and is expensive. Spend some money, buy good cheese, and grate it yourself. We use a mixture of cheddar (always), gruyere (always), parmesan, or whatever is in the fridge. Add 1/2 of the cheese and taste. Add more until it is cheesy enough for you, but not so much that you make it into paste.

Second, the pasta. Since this is not a proper recipe, I don't know the amount. I always make too much, but since pasta is so cheap I don't care to measure. Don't just pour all the pasta you cooked into the sauce. The way we do it is to put as much pasta as we want into a bowl, then add the amount of sauce we want. Stir and eat.

What type of pasta you use almost makes no difference. We used to buy elbow macaroni, then we got lazy. Now we just use whatever pasta we have in the freezer. Usually it is fettuccine, so I just cut it into bite sized pieces and boil it up.